Comments on: Dog poo http://www.chezpete.com/blog/2005/09/17/dog-poo/ Rewind. Replay. Reinvent. Re-Pete. Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:47:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc hourly 1 By: Bryan http://www.chezpete.com/blog/2005/09/17/dog-poo/comment-page-1/#comment-54 Bryan Fri, 23 Sep 2005 01:45:35 +0000 http://www.chezpete.com/blog/?p=33#comment-54 Awwww...what a cute puppy! Abooogeeboogeebooooooo! (Strokes puppy's fur and hands him a milkbone.) *poop* --> "click-click" --> *boom!* Now I have a great business idea. You know those shit-catchers that you see on horses in populated areas? For example, in Disneyland they would have those bags under the horse's ass that holds a load of crap. We could sell those for dogs and other pets! We can call it the "Canine Crap Catcher!" Genius I say, genius. Awwww…what a cute puppy! Abooogeeboogeebooooooo!
(Strokes puppy’s fur and hands him a milkbone.)

*poop* –> “click-click” –> *boom!*

Now I have a great business idea. You know those shit-catchers that you see on horses in populated areas? For example, in Disneyland they would have those bags under the horse’s ass that holds a load of crap. We could sell those for dogs and other pets! We can call it the “Canine Crap Catcher!” Genius I say, genius.

]]> By: Peter http://www.chezpete.com/blog/2005/09/17/dog-poo/comment-page-1/#comment-52 Peter Wed, 21 Sep 2005 17:36:27 +0000 http://www.chezpete.com/blog/?p=33#comment-52 Or we could legalize "intimate hunting" with pets that poop on the street. --poop-- *BLAM*! Or we could legalize “intimate hunting” with pets that poop on the street. –poop– *BLAM*!

]]> By: Bryan http://www.chezpete.com/blog/2005/09/17/dog-poo/comment-page-1/#comment-48 Bryan Wed, 21 Sep 2005 07:31:37 +0000 http://www.chezpete.com/blog/?p=33#comment-48 This just reminds me of Provence. Shit + Shoe = Result of Bryan's Law. If they can spay and neuter a pet, can they "de-pooter" them too? That would be great. Or maybe they can just give all pets colostomies while they're doing the reproductive surgery. Then all pet owners would just be responsible for emptying the bag attached to the side of their pet. You may think this is gross, but isn't it just as gross to pick it up with your hand on the ground with a baggie? Methinks so. Instead you could just have this disposable/attachable pet colostomy bag. Unlock and toss into the trash...attach another bag...whalaaa! No shite on the ground. Happy community. No glares from people. This just reminds me of Provence. Shit + Shoe = Result of Bryan’s Law. If they can spay and neuter a pet, can they “de-pooter” them too? That would be great. Or maybe they can just give all pets colostomies while they’re doing the reproductive surgery. Then all pet owners would just be responsible for emptying the bag attached to the side of their pet. You may think this is gross, but isn’t it just as gross to pick it up with your hand on the ground with a baggie? Methinks so. Instead you could just have this disposable/attachable pet colostomy bag. Unlock and toss into the trash…attach another bag…whalaaa! No shite on the ground. Happy community. No glares from people.

]]> By: Peter http://www.chezpete.com/blog/2005/09/17/dog-poo/comment-page-1/#comment-44 Peter Mon, 19 Sep 2005 07:06:35 +0000 http://www.chezpete.com/blog/?p=33#comment-44 It's like a scene out of Seinfeld except that in Seinfeld episode you'd somehow run into this person in a completely different situation and your reputation as dog-poo leaver would somehow work against you. It’s like a scene out of Seinfeld except that in Seinfeld episode you’d somehow run into this person in a completely different situation and your reputation as dog-poo leaver would somehow work against you.

]]> By: Audrey http://www.chezpete.com/blog/2005/09/17/dog-poo/comment-page-1/#comment-43 Audrey Mon, 19 Sep 2005 00:15:05 +0000 http://www.chezpete.com/blog/?p=33#comment-43 This reminds of the time I took my dogs to the vet and right after we came out, this Lab took a poo on the walkway outside before he went in, which the owner neglected to clean up. Gross. Then this lady (I think a store owner) walks out of the store next to the vet's office, sees the poo, and then of course, logically looks at me, holding two dogs not too far away. Augh. What to do in this situation?? I mean, I don't particularly enjoy picking up poo, especially not another dog's poo - not MY responsibility, plus, I was sans poo bags. But I recognized the futility of insisting, "That's not from us, I swear. Really." Anyways, she cleaned it up, all the while muttering to herself while I stood there mutely and uncomfortably. Damn you, owner of the Lab! A pox on all your houses for putting me in this situation!! This reminds of the time I took my dogs to the vet and right after we came out, this Lab took a poo on the walkway outside before he went in, which the owner neglected to clean up. Gross. Then this lady (I think a store owner) walks out of the store next to the vet’s office, sees the poo, and then of course, logically looks at me, holding two dogs not too far away. Augh. What to do in this situation?? I mean, I don’t particularly enjoy picking up poo, especially not another dog’s poo – not MY responsibility, plus, I was sans poo bags. But I recognized the futility of insisting, “That’s not from us, I swear. Really.” Anyways, she cleaned it up, all the while muttering to herself while I stood there mutely and uncomfortably. Damn you, owner of the Lab! A pox on all your houses for putting me in this situation!!

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